Chuck Norris's keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris. Where we're from, the birds sing a pretty song, and there's always music in the air. You know, this is — excuse me — a damn fine cup of coffee! Sometimes science is a lot more art, than science. A lot of people don't get that. Chuck Norris breaks RSA 128-bit encrypted codes in milliseconds. Skooma! Oh yeah… You want to… want to be my friend? I'll… I'll tell you what… Skooma's the only thing… the only thing I want… All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds. Blindness is no impairment against a smelly enemy. Project managers never ask Chuck Norris for estimations... ever.

Whether a gesture’s charming or alarming, depends on how it’s received. V.I. Lenin. Vladimir! Ilyich! Ulyanov! I had a horrible nightmare. I dreamed that I went... back in time. It was terrible. ok. Nano Boost administered. Chuck Norris' programs occupy 150% of CPU, even when they are not executing. Nothing travels faster than the speed of light with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws. The owls are not what they seem. You're powered up, get in there.

Chuck Norris' beard is immutable. 'You have nice manners for a thief and a liar,' said the dragon. Holy Slipped Disc Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion, man. We'll never survive. Nonsense, you're only saying that because nobody ever has. To save one from a mistake is a gift of paradise. You impossible fool. What possessed you to think I would suggest a meeting here, of all places? Just because you have the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn’t mean we all have. For Chuck Norris, NP-Hard = O(1).