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A person needs new experiences. They jar something deep inside, allowing him to grow. Without change, something sleeps inside us, and seldom awake...
2024-10-04T05:02:06.167201

You mean you'll put down your rock and I'll put down my sword, and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people? Джедаю речі непотрібні ці Stupid bees and their stupid honey! It's the grand champion! I can't believe it's you, standing here, next to me! Chuck Norris can use GOTO as much as he wants to. Telling him otherwise is considered harmful. Have you seen my Bear Tibbers? Сила — спільник мій, і спільник могутній. Життя її створює, вирощує Chuck Norris breaks RSA 128-bit encrypted codes in milliseconds. There are some things you can't share without ending up liking each other, and knocking out a twelve-foot mountain troll is one of them.

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Uncertainty is inherently unsustainable. Eventually, everything either is or isn't.
2024-10-04T05:02:06.161654

Chuck Norris has root access to your system. Where did you go to, if I may ask?' said Thorin to Gandalf as they rode along. To look ahead,' said he. And what brought you back in the nick of time?' Looking behind,' said he. There are no heroes...in life, the monsters win. Never forget who you are. The rest of the world won't. Wear it like an armor and it can never be used against you. You sort of start thinking anything’s possible if you’ve got enough nerve. May the hair on your toes never fall out! Джедаю речі непотрібні ці I realized that I’m searching, searching for what I really want in life. And you know what? I have absolutely no idea what that is. The things I do for love.

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Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.
2024-10-04T05:02:06.150597

It's not my fault being the biggest and the strongest. I don't even exercise. Ha ha, you fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous of which is never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well-known is this: Never go in against a Sicilian when DEATH is on the line. Holy Merlin Magician Сила — спільник мій, і спільник могутній. Життя її створює, вирощує Windom Earle's mind is like a diamond. It's cold, and hard, and brilliant. Harry, suffering like this proves you are still a man! This pain is part of being human...the fact that you can feel pain like this is your greatest strength. No lollygagin That’s life, you know, we never end up where you thought you wanted to be. HI! I'M MR MEESEEKS! LOOK AT ME!

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Never forget who you are. The rest of the world won't. Wear it like an armor and it can never be used against you.
2024-10-04T05:02:06.137362

Adventure. Excitement. A Jedi craves not these things. I don't like your jerk-off name. I don't like your jerk-off face. And I don't like you...jerk-off. Holy Hostage Monsters can be made to fear. Younglings, younglings gather ’round. Summer will end soon enough, and childhood as well. Holy Snowball Difficult to see. Always in motion is the future... After all this time? Always.

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Truly wonderful, the mind of a child is.
2024-10-04T05:02:06.136797

How's Annie? How's Annie? How's Annie? When you play a game of thrones you win or you die. Sometimes science is a lot more art, than science. A lot of people don't get that. Джедаю речі непотрібні ці Відповідальність велику несе джедай, розум мати повинен Hodor? Hodor. You dare suggest a Duke's son is an animal? Oh, I'm sorry Morty, are you the scientist or are you the kid who wanted to get laid? Pluto's a planet.

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Do you wish me a good morning, or mean that it is a good morning whether I want it or not; or that you feel good this morning; or that it is a mor...
2024-10-04T05:02:06.128631

'You have nice manners for a thief and a liar,' said the dragon. You plod along, putting one foot before the other, look up, and suddenly, there you are. Right where you wanted to be all along. Master yourself, master the enemy. Holy Tome I don't like your jerk-off name. I don't like your jerk-off face. And I don't like you...jerk-off. 'You have nice manners for a thief and a liar,' said the dragon. But attack can take strange forms. And you will remember the tooth. The tooth. Duke Leto Atreides. You will remember the tooth. Change will preserve us! It is the lifeblood of the world. It will move mountains! It will mount movements! Holy Barracuda

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Сила — спільник мій, і спільник могутній. Життя її створює, вирощує
2024-10-04T05:02:06.125981

I do not think you would accept my help, since I am only waiting around to kill you. Knowledge could be more valuable than gold, more deadly than a dagger. Caught between a rock... and a hard place. According to the legends, the Magratheans lived most of their lives underground. Activating Self Destruct Sequence. We'll never survive. Nonsense, you're only saying that because nobody ever has. Why is it that when one man builds a wall, the next man immediately needs to know what's on the other side? The North remembers. Chuck Norris' programs occupy 150% of CPU, even when they are not executing.

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I mean, say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos.
2024-10-04T05:02:06.125472

Holy Safari Сила — спільник мій, і спільник могутній. Життя її створює, вирощує Inconceivable! Don’t Panic You're a wizard, Harry. Things we lose have a way of coming back to us in the end, if not always in the way we expect. My right arm is a lot stronger than my left. Pluto's a planet. That which submits rules. ... The willow submits to the wind and prospers until one day it is many willows — a wall against the wind. This is the willow's purpose.

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Whatever your tastes, Magrathea can cater for you. We are not proud.
2024-10-04T05:02:06.124908

Where there's life there's hope. When you play a game of thrones you win or you die. Holy Harem Where there's life there's hope. Whether a gesture’s charming or alarming, depends on how it’s received. Nothing burns like the cold. We could all have been killed - or worse, expelled. Clearing the area. Nano Boost administered.