No more terrible disaster could befall your people than for them to fall into the hands of a Hero. Готовий ти? Що знаєш про готовність ти? Laughter is poison to fear. Life is pain. Anyone who says different is trying to sell you something. Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick(). I've just had an unhappy love affair, so I don't see why anybody else should have a good time. Welcome to Summoners Rift! You mean you'll put down your rock and I'll put down my sword, and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people? Every flight begins with a fall.

There's nothing quite like urinating in the open air.

Do you want to know what the ultimate secret is? Laura did. The secret of knowing who killed you.

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