Harry, is that bag smiling? Holy Frankenstein Holy Bowler To the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure. Think on it, Chani; the princess will have the name, yet she'll live as less than a concubine - never to know a moment of tenderness from the man to whom she's bound. While we, Chani, we who carry the name of concubine - history will call us wives. Have you seen my Bear Tibbers? Ha ha, you fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous of which is never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well-known is this: Never go in against a Sicilian when DEATH is on the line. Oh yeah, If you think my Rick is Dead, then he is alive. If you think you're safe, then he's coming for you. Holy Blackout

Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.

You sort of start thinking anything’s possible if you’ve got enough nerve.

• Stupid bees and their stupid honey!