Chuck Norris solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time. The cycle of life and death continues. We will live, they will die. My right arm is a lot stronger than my left. Oh, honey, he's teasing you. Nobody has two television sets. Chuck Norris does not use exceptions when programming. He has not been able to identify any of his code that is not exceptional. Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses. The littlest thing can cause a ripple effect that changes your life. The future is scary but you can’t just run back to the past because it’s familiar. You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

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Chuck Norris can read all encrypted data, because nothing can hide from Chuck Norris.

• Look, let me explain something to you. I'm not Mr. Lebowski. You're Mr. Lebowski. I'm the Dude.