Life is pain. Anyone who says different is trying to sell you something. Hey, you! Get your damn hands off her! Fear cuts deeper than swords. I keep waiting for it to happen. I’m waiting for it to happen. I guess I’m just tired of waiting. And that is all I’m going to say on that subject. Don't worry. As long as you hit that wire with the connecting hook at precisely 88 miles per hour, the instant the lightning strikes the tower... everything will be fine. Holy Human Pearls After all this time? Always. Alla till mig! Take that, you mutated son of a bitch!

Nano Boost administered.

Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().

• He's an absolute dream!
• Weddings are basically funerals with cake.