Curiously enough, the only thing that went through the mind of the bowl of petunias as it fell was Oh no, not again. There are a lot of little reasons why the big things in our lives happen. Chuck Norris doesn't have performance bottlenecks. He just makes the universe wait its turn. Definitions are important. It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live. They’ve got as much sex appeal as a road accident. Eight-year-olds, Dude. Because sometimes even if you know how something’s gonna end that doesn’t mean you can’t enjoy the ride. Holy Inquisition

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