But first things first. To the death! You will find your own path. Take care... there will be blood and death before the end. There are some things you can't share without ending up liking each other, and knocking out a twelve-foot mountain troll is one of them. If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now. There is nothing like looking, if you want to find something. You certainly usually find something, if you look, but it is not always quite the something you were after. He's a good man...and thorough. So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. Holy Hardest Metal In The World Chuck Norris is immutable. If something's going to change, it's going to have to be the rest of the universe.

Skooma! Oh yeah… You want to… want to be my friend? I'll… I'll tell you what… Skooma's the only thing… the only thing I want…

Chuck Norris compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive.