Nerf this! Chuck Norris is immutable. If something's going to change, it's going to have to be the rest of the universe. Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer because a computer does everything slower than Chuck Norris. This is not 'Nam. This is bowling. There are rules. The future is scary but you can’t just run back to the past because it’s familiar. And I have a tender spot in my heart for cripples and bastards and broken things. In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit. There are two big days in any love story: the day you meet the girl of your dreams and the day you marry her. All dwarfs are bastards in their father's eyes

It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live.

It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him.