Caught between a rock... and a hard place. Welcome to the League of Draven. You impossible fool. What possessed you to think I would suggest a meeting here, of all places? There is no need to try catching Chuck Norris' exceptions for recovery; every single throw he does is fatal. Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions... and have them return. No more terrible disaster could befall your people than for them to fall into the hands of a Hero. The best techniques are passed on by the survivors. I do not think you would accept my help, since I am only waiting around to kill you. Can somebody just let me out of here? If I die in a cage I lose a bet.

Eight-year-olds, Dude.

Holy Holocaust