Pass into the Iris. Ted, how many times have I told you to put the lid back on the peanut butter jar?! It’s this inconsiderate, immature jackassery that makes me feel like I’m living in The Real World House! And not the early days when they all had jobs and social consciences, I’m talking about Hawaii, and after! I don't wanna talk. I wanna shoot. Yeah, well, history is gonna change. The road goes ever on and on Holy Sewer Pipe Magrathea itself disappeared and its memory soon passed into the obscurity of legend. In these enlightened days, of course, no one believes a word of it. Windom Earle's mind is like a diamond. It's cold, and hard, and brilliant. You rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles.

Do you want to know what the ultimate secret is? Laura did. The secret of knowing who killed you.

It's high noon.