I keep waiting for it to happen. I’m waiting for it to happen. I guess I’m just tired of waiting. And that is all I’m going to say on that subject. On the planet Earth, man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much—the wheel, New York, wars and so on—whilst all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely, the dolphins had always believed that they were far more intelligent than man—for precisely the same reasons. Great, now I have to take over an entire planet because of your stupid boobs. Where there's life there's hope. Are you coming down into the pit? Westly's got his strength back, I'm starting him on the machine tonight. Chuck Norris' protocol design method has no status, requests or responses, only commands. The rodents of unusual size? I don't believe they exist. Ted, how many times have I told you to put the lid back on the peanut butter jar?! It’s this inconsiderate, im...

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That's Strickland. Jesus, didn't that guy ever have hair?